This Is How Jesus Sonics

 

This is what I picture when Jesus said, "If anyone is thirsty, let him come to me and drink."

If you don't know what Sonic is, I'm sorry that God doesn't love you very much. (Only kidding, but you might be out of his favor.)

Sonic has 398,929 different flavor combinations that you can try. The same amount of Bible verses in the Bible. (Okay, so that's a lie too.)

A Diet Coke with lime has to be in that Sonic cup. 

Why? Because when you drink it, it makes you feel like you are at a beach party exclusively for really cool people and you are the coolest person there. And that's how cool Jesus looks in this picture.

How can you not love a pointing, eye winking Jesus? How special would that make you feel if Jesus gave you a point and wink? Wouldn't that make you want to go with him to Sonic for a refreshing beverage?

Question:

How would Jesus Sonic? (What flavor combination do you think is in Jesus' Sonic cup?)