Better Check Yo'Self

You better have one of these checks. Luckily, my wife was able to snatch this up. (I'm trying to get the debit card.)

The bank should be called, "The Bank of You Better Check Yo'self Before You Wreck Yo'Self."

I went to my hometown bank and tried to cash this in. The teller asked for identification. I told her, "I am 'Whosoever Believeth'." But she didn't believeth me.

Now, I'm nervous that John 3:16 is actually referring to a man named Whosoever Believeth and not anyone who believes.

This check goes everywhere with me in my wallet. Why? Because I'm banking on dying with my wallet in my pocket. That way when I get up to Saint Peter, I can hand him the check. I just hope he doesn't ask for I.D.

Question:
Are you a fan of track ministries? What is the best (and by best I mean worst) track you've seen?