A Magical Bathroom was one of my top hit posts of 2011.
Have you ever experienced an event that changed your entire outlook on life?
An event that will live on for infamy?
Something that happened to you when you were in fourth grade, but would one day effect your children's lives?
Unfortunately,
I have had that experience. It was the San Fransisco Incident of 1991. I
will spare you the disgusting details of that dreadful day, but let's
just say that after a traumatic public bathroom experience, I was
forever changed. Since that day, I have avoided any skin hitting a
public toilet seat at all costs. This quirk has caused me to sacrifice
time, energy, money, and even friendships.
Once it even
cost me my integrity. As a high school student we attended Crossroads
Church Camp. I premeditated sin by bringing blank paper, a sharpie, and
tape in order to post "Out of Order" signs on a bathroom stall. The lie
partially caused me to break the ninth commandment, but it ensured a
pristine toilet seat, so I reasoned that God and Moses might let it
slide. Although the awesome Gardener Webb University janitorial staff
made sure the toilet wasn't broken and took my signs down, that didn't
stop me. I was a young man on a mission.
However, it
hasn't all been bad. I like to think that this quirk has even saved
innocent lives. Once after having cheap Japanese food 35 miles away from
my house (lesson learned), I went out on a spiritual journey to find a
clean toilet at the Greenwood Mall. After all, John Wesley once said,
"Cleanliness is next to godliness." That's good Mr. Wesley, that should
have been in the Bible. God showed me fruit that day with the help of
the Holy Spirit and I discovered a clean stall in Dillard's. After
whipping the toilet seat down three times and placing toilet paper on
the seat, I sat down to do my business. When I looked up, I found a
pistol hanging on the bathroom door. I, of course, alerted the
Security Guards and therefore, clearly saved the day.
It's
hard to believe this summer marked the 20th Anniversary of the San
Fransisco Incident of 1991. You can send me a card later, even though
I'm pretty sure there isn't one for such an occasion. For 20 years that
infamous day has screwed me up. However, it was also this summer that I
found hope, but it wasn't until last week that I recognized it.
Look
at that picture. That's a bathroom at Walt Disney World at 11:00 at
night. It was closing time and that bathroom had seen an unbelievable
amount of traffic. But it was clean! Surprisingly enough, every bathroom
at Disney is clean. I dropped a turkey leg on the floor and thought
about picking it up and finishing it off (that's not true...you would
never take a turkey leg in the bathroom with you). Even though it's so
clean they still offer you a toilet seat cover (which I gladly accept
with a smile and a thank you). That has me thinking...Disney's bathrooms
are cleaner than mine at my home, should I be offering toilet seat
covers?
Do you know why the bathrooms at Disney are always so clean?
It's
quite simple. They intentionally clean them! All the time! Almost every
time you go to the bathroom, someone is in there cleaning! I wanted to
hug the man every time I saw him; but trust me, after the first time you
learn that it's a little awkward. How cruel is life that a man can hug a
5'9" female mouse wearing a dress and a bow, but you can't hug the guy
cleaning the toilets?
Christian, please get this. One
of the busiest places in the world takes the time to keep their dirtiest
places clean. Why? Because Disney understands that your park experience
encompasses everything in your visit...including your visit to the
restrooms. If Disney is willing to keep the most dishonorable places
clean to ensure a magical visit, why aren't you?
Take a look at your life.
What are you most embarrassed by?
What do you want to hide more than anything?
What's your secret that you don't want anyone to know about?
People may or may not be able to see it, but Christ who lives in you does.
With
Jesus' help you need to clean up that dishonorable place in your life
and intentionally keep it clean. You need to visit it every single day,
probably even multiple times. Why? Because your relationship with Christ
encompasses everything in your life. Trust me, Christ cares because
just like a clean bathroom is important to you, that messed up part of
your life is important to him.
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