This minivan is...well a literal moving billboard. Las Vegas would be jealous! There is not a single space that isn't dedicated to something. The wind chime and fringe on the bottom of the bumper really tie the whole ensemble together. I would have taken a picture of the entire van, but my phone shut down. The stimuli was too much and it suffered from sensory overload. That and even though the owners obviously want the attention, it's still awkward standing in a dark Cracker Barrel parking lot taking pictures of someone's vehicle.
The owners of the "Smokin' Wagon" (don't know if they call it that but they should) like their roll of tobacco more than the hipster likes a sushi roll. Their favorite drink in the morning has to be a smokeachino (coffee and a cigarette...you can't get them at Starbucks). Instead of having a "My Child is an Honor Roll Student" or a "My Child Beat Up Your Honor Roll Student" sticker, they have a huge bumper sticker that reads "Surgeon Generals are Big Fat Liars!". There is no doubt that the owners of the Smokin' Wagon are insanely wrong, but it has one question burning in my mind.
Would anyone be willing to create a Christian Gravy Boat?
A yacht or houseboat would be ideal, but a canoe or kayak will do.
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