Have you ever indulged yourself with one of these delicacies?
If your answer is no, you probably aren't saved. Okay, that's a stretch. But it's safe to say that you haven't fully experienced the love of Jesus yet. (And your taste buds haven't spontaneously busted out in the Harlem Shake.)
That's why I'm suggesting Magnum ice cream bars for Biscuit and Gravy Friday.
It's an unknown and untrue fact that they make you a better Christian.
How so? Well, they come three in a box. And how many days was Jesus dead? That's right--three. Magnum should be right up there with LifeWay, Chick-Fil-A, and Hobby Lobby as top companies that Christians support. Not to mention, they melt the stress right off of you.
If you are feeling a tug at your soul right now, don't resist it. That's the Holy Spirit guiding you to try a Magnum bar for yourself. You won't be disappointed. This is my best and most loving suggestion yet. Your taste buds may thank me later.
Question:
Are there any Magnum lovers out there? Is there a better ice cream bar that you can incorrectly suggest?
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