September 4, 2013

Driving on the Toliet

This plumber's truck drives around the town I live in.

I always try a drive by photo shooting whenever I pass it.

A drive by photo shooting is when you take a photo as quickly as you can without vested people seeing you. For instance, taking a picture of a nun while on the Dumbo ride at Disney and titling it "The Flying Nun." However, I finally caught him parked (you could say with his pants down, but the idiom doesn't hold up).

A few thoughts run through my mind whenever I see the truck:

1) Finally, a plumber with a good sense of bathroom humor. They should be the most enlightened in this field of expertise.

2) Where do you find a model to pose for that sticker? Is it a butt model?

3) How exposed do the people in the front seat feel?

4) Is this the plumbers only vehicle? If so, could he take a date out in it? Would his teenage daughter let him drop her off at school? He has to be like the coolest uncle (a real life Uncle Joey).

5) That's commitment to the job. This plumber went above and beyond. He brightens everyone's day whenever they see him pass.

6) If only Christian bumper stickers could be so creative.

7) Does riding in the vehicle intensify the feeling of having to go to the bathroom?

 

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