I Don't Always Use Hair Product...

I don't always use hair product, but when I do it's only worship pastor approved.

Worship pastors are always looking for spiritual style in the aisles. 

Whereas you see a container of hair product, they hear the voice of God. This one is a sign and uses the spiritual number 3. They would be disobedient, if they didn't use it.

It's because of this type of faith and obedience that worship pastors have the best hair in the church. (And possibly the entire world!)