November 19, 2013

For the Christian Boo Boo

What do you grab when you get a boo boo? 

You should slap on one of these: the official bandage of Christians.

Okay, so we don't have an "official" bandage, but this is the only one that combines scripture and a guardian angel to help God in the healing process. 

And what's sweeter than the thought of little angels sitting on a cloud?

Christian Gravy Band Angels 

Most people don't realize how our spiritual forefathers would have used this bandage.

After the Apostle Paul was beaten or stoned, he'd just man up and growl to his doctor, "Luke throw another Band Angel on it." 

David would have supplied all his troops with them after a battle. It would have been both manly and brought the group together.

When Jesus got a paper cut, he'd throw one of these babies on them. Sure he could have healed himself, but what's the point when you can be stylish?

My only beef with the bandages is that they come in the number 20. Shouldn't it be a spiritual number like 3, 7, 11, 21, or 40?

On a side note, the backstory for this bandage is an example of love and kindness. Also, the creators donate the proceeds. Check it out at www.bandangels.net

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