You can't take being stuck in No Man's Land much longer. Don't worry that's human nature. Very few Christians want to be stuck there. Maybe you are a Premium Pewer and you are ready for a more relaxed atmosphere. You want to know how to get to the Land of Nod.
That's why the Perfect Pew Flow Chart has been created. It is to help you get out of your pew funk and no one likes a funky pew. Or maybe you are new to the church scene and you need to determine what the perfect pew is for you. Regardless, this tool is to help you problem solve where you should place your biscuit at church.
Just choose your arrival time and you are set to go.
Just a warning to late arrivals who have someone save them an unearned seat in the Land of Nod...you are uncool! May God's judgement fall upon your head!
Question:
Are you happy with where you are sitting? If not, what's it going to take to jump up to the next level?
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