Whiz Quiz Church Edition

I saw these Whiz Quiz signs in a restroom. Fascinating information, huh?

How brilliant! 

A Whiz Quiz gives you something to look at and think about while you do your business. And there was no way I was skipping this hand washing, because I had to find out the answers. 

They laid the bait and I bit.

Churches need to start using Whiz Quizzes.

The questions could center on Bible and church trivia. 

Think about all the Bible knowledge that could be gained.

For example, "Which king was almost assassinated while relieving himself in a cave?" 

Or "In the Book of Leviticus, what were the Hebrews to do with their dung?" 

Perhaps, "Which prophet was commanded by God to cook his food over his own feces? (Although, he was able to change God's mind on this one.)"

The Bible is full of interesting bathroom references.

A church question: "Should you make conversation in the church bathroom?" 

Or, "When is it allowable to ask someone to scoot down the pew?" 

You have to wash your hands to find out the answers. 

All of the sudden, handshaking is at an all time high. The pound's (a.k.a. the rock or knuckling up) usage decreases exponentially. You aren't afraid to shake at church, because you know everyone is washing their hands. 

The most awkward room in the church is now the party room.

No one will talk in the bathroom any longer, because they'll be enthralled in their Whiz Quiz. That is until you get a talker. But at least the conversation will be focused on a topic.

What church or Bible question would you like to see in a Whiz Quiz?